September 2011
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zooeyclairedeschanel:
i hope beyonce and jay-z show their baby off to the world while standing on the empire state building with a crowd gathering below just like the lion king
and later uncle kanye dips his fingers in the finest champagne and smears “LV”, for louis vuitton, on the newborn babe’s forehead
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August 2011
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impossibleamypond:
house—stark:
Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
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There's a guy rifling through the recycling boxes...
I’m apprehensive.
Empty house is empty =(
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In Pulp Fiction, John Travolta plays a guy called Vincent Vega. In Reservoir...
– Well god damn it, Maxwell Yezpitelok. (via absolutgravitae)
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I started watching I Am Legend in my empty house,
and now I’m too scared to go get a snack.
Shit.
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As if a woman has ever loved a man for his virtue.
– Kitty Fane (The Painted Veil)
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You know how vampires have no reflections in the mirror? If you want to make a...
– Junot Diaz (via oddballsdontbounce)
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
sophiesigh:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! 12) I hear dat shit
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It's Fool Proof
Me: Why would you want me to feel horrible?
JD: Because you always say you feel clingy and if I told you I had forgotten about you, you might have spiralled into a deep depression and become angry - then you'd figure, 'I need to use all this anger for good' so you'd design a supersuit with your English connections and your architecture knowledge and fight crime in Gotham city. It's fool proof.
Thanks JD LOL