September 2011
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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zooeyclairedeschanel: i hope beyonce and jay-z show their baby off to the world while standing on the empire state building with a crowd gathering below just like the lion king and later uncle kanye dips his fingers in the finest champagne and smears “LV”, for louis vuitton, on the newborn babe’s forehead
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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impossibleamypond: house—stark: Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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There's a guy rifling through the recycling boxes...
I’m apprehensive. Empty house is empty =(
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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“In Pulp Fiction, John Travolta plays a guy called Vincent Vega. In Reservoir...”
– Well god damn it, Maxwell Yezpitelok. (via absolutgravitae)
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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I started watching I Am Legend in my empty house,
and now I’m too scared to go get a snack.  Shit.
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
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“As if a woman has ever loved a man for his virtue.”
– Kitty Fane (The Painted Veil)
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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“You know how vampires have no reflections in the mirror? If you want to make a...”
– Junot Diaz (via oddballsdontbounce)
Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
sophiesigh: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! 12) I hear dat shit Submitted by ...
Aug 19th
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It's Fool Proof
Me: Why would you want me to feel horrible?
JD: Because you always say you feel clingy and if I told you I had forgotten about you, you might have spiralled into a deep depression and become angry - then you'd figure, 'I need to use all this anger for good' so you'd design a supersuit with your English connections and your architecture knowledge and fight crime in Gotham city. It's fool proof.
Thanks JD LOL
Aug 19th
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